Soccer starts tonight

Here is what I overheard while doing laundry:

D: Does that hurt?

H: no

D: Does that hurt?

H: no

D: Does THAT hurt?

H: (sounding bored) no, I have my soccer pads on

impatiently waiting for soccer to start!

my husbands response to the story of Dolly testing Buddy's new shin pads:

I guess we better not get him a nut cup then…. J